Wet behind the ears.
This is rather difficult as it is the first entry of my first web log. I have been sitting on the site for a chunk of time but no content, hung up due to the fact that first impressions last forever. I have been dancing around the issue of “premiere entry” as though it were a first date. And here I am, doing my best to speak well, properly punctuate, and emphasize. I am not really sure what we will do for our date, where we will go, and most importantly… what we will talk about. To get the ball rolling, I could speak about myself. But, for all my noble thoughts, it is the slanderous tongue has a nasty habit for self-deprecation. So we will hold off on my story. At least until I am comfortable enough to speak at length from beyond my posterior. You are not saying too much, and I not much of merit, but the air gets filled none the less. You have noticed my pecky typing technique. Yes, Mavis Beacon, Sticky Bear, they all failed me. I remained an inept typist until the family computer got American Online in Junior High. It was there that I honed my skills in the unforgiving back alleys of the chat room. There is absolutely no pity for the struggling typist amongst the web chatter. WyldChick17 would ask the room for favorite bands, and before my 7th grade hands could enthusiastically pound out “Nirvana and Korn” there would be fifteen responses to three other questions just posed. Damn! Wow, look how the times goes. It was not too akward was it? So there is a chance we can do this again? Yes, I will bring a little more conversation next time. Do.. ah, do I get, get a kiss? No? No, that is cool. Yeah, I totally agree, “never” would be a far better time for that. Cool. Seeya next time.